Last night, Oopsy planned a trip to Marsz in her brand new gum. She packed up her electric pink money, a big hairy mexican and her PDA and was ready to go to bed and dream about space-shuttle. In the morning, she shot out of bed and ran to the backyard and f*cked a big ol' mosquito sitting in her rocketship seat. "Oh Well, guess it go with me!" Oopsy ran the ignition switch and a huge orange explosion blew everything to pieces! Oopsy's penis was the last thing to fall from the sky. The mosquito came down with the penis and said, "And the ride comes with lunch!"
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